Philadelphia, Wonderful Town, Spent A Week There

If It Is A Joint Return, We Are Instructed To Print The Given Names Of Both Husband And Wife. But Since Some Of The Names That Husband And Wife Give Each Other Are Hardly Suited To Print, We Must Proceed Cautiously.

I Never Drink Water Because Of The Disgusting Things That Fish Do In It.

Never Mind What I Told You - You Do As I Tell You.

What A Gorgeous Day. What Effulgent Sunshine. It Was A Day Of This Sort The Mcgillicuddy Brothers Murdered Their Mother With An Axe.

I Drink With Impunity...or Anyone Else Who Invites Me.