I'm Afraid I'm Not Personally Qualified To

When Beethoven Went Deaf, The Mynah Bird Just Used To Mime.

Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition.

What Is Your Name? What Is Your Quest? And What Is Your Favorite Color?

When You're Chewing On Life's Gristle Don't Grumble, Give A Whistle And This'll Help Things Turn Out For The Best... And...always Look On The Bright Side Of Life... Always Look On The Light Side Of Life.

I'm Having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Baked Beans, Spam, Spam And Spam!