I'm Afraid I'm Not Personally Qualified To

I Mean, If I Went 'round Saying I Was An Emperor, Just Because Some Moistened Bint Had Lobbed A Scimitar At Me, They'd Put Me Away!

A Murderer Is Only An Extroverted Suicide.

Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life.

I Don't Want To Talk To You No More, You Empty Headed Animal Food Trough Wiper. I Fart In Your General Direction. Your Mother Was A Hamster And Your Father Smelt Of Elderberries.

We Come From Nothing, We Are Going Back To Nothing-in The End What Have We Lost? Nothing!