Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition.

I Think That All Good, Right Thinking People In This Country Are Sick And Tired Of Being Told That All Good, Right Thinking People In This Country Are Fed Up With Being Told That All Good, Right Thinking People In This Country Are Fed Up With Being Sick And Tired. I'm Certainly Not, And I'm Sick And Tired Of Being Told That I Am.

You See, I Don't Belive That Libraries Should Be Drab Places Where People Sit In Silence, That Has Been The Main Reason For Our Policy Of Employing Wild Animals As Librarians.

When Danger Reared Its Ugly Head, He Bravely Turned His Tail And Fled.

Camelot Is A Silly Place.

My Philosophy, Like Color Television, Is All There In Black And White.