Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition.

You Know, There Are Many People In The Country Today Who, Through No Fault Of Their Own, Are Sane. Some Of Them Were Born Sane. Some Of Them Became Sane Later In Their Lives.

I Fart In Your General Direction.

Tis But A Scratch!" "a Scratch? Your Arm's Off!" "no It Isn't." "then What's That?" "oh Come On, Pansy!

John Howard Davies Was Not A Very Human Person ... If You Made A Mistake Of Any Kind, Any Sort Of Pause In Speech, He Would Treat You Rather As If He Was A Schoolmaster.

We Are No Longer The Knights Who Say Ni! We Are Now The Knights Who Say Ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!