Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition.

We Don't Deliberately Set Out To Offend. Unless We Feel It's Justified.

A Murderer Is Only An Extroverted Suicide.

I Hope I Will Have Achieved Something Lasting.

I Mean, If I Went 'round Saying I Was An Emperor, Just Because Some Moistened Bint Had Lobbed A Scimitar At Me, They'd Put Me Away!

I Don't Want To Talk To You No More, You Empty Headed Animal Food Trough Wiper. I Fart In Your General Direction. Your Mother Was A Hamster And Your Father Smelt Of Elderberries.