I Fart In Your General Direction.

One, Two, ... Five!" "three, My Lord.

Health Care Does Not Worry Me A Great Deal. I've Been Impressed By Some Wonderful Old People.

I'm Afraid I'm Not Personally Qualified To Confuse Cats, But I Can Recommend An Extremely Good Service.

When Beethoven Went Deaf, The Mynah Bird Just Used To Mime.

This Parrot Is No More. It Has Ceased To Be. It's Expired And Gone To Meet Its Maker. This Is A Late Parrot. It's A Stiff. Bereft Of Life, It Rests In Peace. If You Hadn't Nailed It To The Perch, It Would Be Pushing Up The Daisies. It's Rung Down The Curtain And Joined The Choir Invisible. This Is An Ex-parrot.