Bring Out... The Comfy Chair!!!!

Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition.

Oh, You're In Television! That's Interesting. No, I Mean, The Word Television Is Interesting. It's A Hybrid, You See: Tele- Comes From The Greek, And -vision Comes From The Latin. It Should Have Been Either "telerama", Or "procolvision".

I Am Known By Many Names, But You May Call Me...tim.

We Don't Deliberately Set Out To Offend. Unless We Feel It's Justified.

There Is No Cannibalism In The British Navy, Absolutely None. And When I Say None, I Mean There Is A Certain Amount, More Than I Personally Admit.