Bring Out... The Comfy Chair!!!!

A Murderer Is Only An Extroverted Suicide.

It's Nice To See That Look Of Alarm On The Faces Of The Others.

You See, I Don't Belive That Libraries Should Be Drab Places Where People Sit In Silence, That Has Been The Main Reason For Our Policy Of Employing Wild Animals As Librarians.

You Know, There Are Many People In The Country Today Who, Through No Fault Of Their Own, Are Sane. Some Of Them Were Born Sane. Some Of Them Became Sane Later In Their Lives.

When Danger Reared Its Ugly Head, He Bravely Turned His Tail And Fled.