I Am Known By Many Names, But

Oh Lord Please Don't Burn Us Don't Kill Or Toast Your Flock. Don't Put Us On The Barbecue Or Simmer Us In Stock. Don't Bake Or Baste Or Boil Us Or Stir-fry Us In A Wok.

Oh, You're In Television! That's Interesting. No, I Mean, The Word Television Is Interesting. It's A Hybrid, You See: Tele- Comes From The Greek, And -vision Comes From The Latin. It Should Have Been Either "telerama", Or "procolvision".

John Howard Davies Was Not A Very Human Person ... If You Made A Mistake Of Any Kind, Any Sort Of Pause In Speech, He Would Treat You Rather As If He Was A Schoolmaster.

When Beethoven Went Deaf, The Mynah Bird Just Used To Mime.

What Is Your Name? What Is Your Quest? And What Is Your Favorite Color?