One Thing For Sure - A Sheep

Listen, Strange Women Lyin' In Ponds Distributin' Swords Is No Basis For A System Of Government.

A Murderer Is Only An Extroverted Suicide.

We Are No Longer The Knights Who Say Ni! We Are Now The Knights Who Say Ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!

In 1945, Peace Broke Out. It Was The End Of The Joke. Joke Warfare Was Banned At A Special Session Of The Geneva Convention, And In 1950 The Last Remaining Copy Of The Joke Was Laid To Rest Here In The Berkshire Countryside, Never To Be Told Again.

I Fart In Your General Direction.