I'm Having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam,

When You're Chewing On Life's Gristle Don't Grumble, Give A Whistle And This'll Help Things Turn Out For The Best... And...always Look On The Bright Side Of Life... Always Look On The Light Side Of Life.

We Are No Longer The Knights Who Say Ni! We Are Now The Knights Who Say Ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!

Death Can Really Absorb A Person. Lik Most People, I Would Find It Pleasant Not To Have To Go, But You Just Accept That It's More Or Less Inevitable.

One, Two, ... Five!" "three, My Lord.

Tis But A Scratch!" "a Scratch? Your Arm's Off!" "no It Isn't." "then What's That?" "oh Come On, Pansy!