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Never Return To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died. After Five Days In Hospital, I Took A Turn For The Nurse.

Only On The Third Class Tourist Class Passengers' Deck Was It A Sultry Overcast Morning, But Then If You Do Things On The Cheap You Must Expect These Things.

For Ten Years Caesar Ruled With An Iron Hand. Then With A Wooden Foot, And Finally With A Piece Of String.

Blessed Are The Cracked, For They Let In The Light

If A Robin Redbreast In A Cage Puts All Heaven In A Rage, How Feels Heaven When Dies The Billionth Battery Hen?