The Most Difficult Book I Have Ever

I Have Got So Low That I Have Asked To Be Hospitalized And For Deep Narcosis (sleep). I Cannot Stand Being Awake. The Pain Is Too Much... Something Has Happened To Me, This Vital Spark Has Stopped Burning - I Go To A Dinner Table Now And I Don't Say A Word, Just Sit There Like A Dodo. Normally I Am The Centre Of Attention, Keeps The Conversation Going, - So That Is Depressing In Itself. It's Like Another Person Taking Over, Very Strange. The Most Important Thing I Say Is 'good Evening' And Then I Go Quiet.

For Ten Years Caesar Ruled With An Iron Hand. Then With A Wooden Foot, And Finally With A Piece Of String.

Is There Anything Worn Under The Kilt? No, It's All In Perfect Working Order.

Never Return To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died. After Five Days In Hospital, I Took A Turn For The Nurse.

I Can Speak Esperanto Like A Native.