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If A Robin Redbreast In A Cage Puts All Heaven In A Rage, How Feels Heaven When Dies The Billionth Battery Hen?

Australia, Australia, We Love You From The Heart. The Kidneys, The Liver & The Giblets Too. And Every Other Part.

And God Said, 'let There Be Light' And There Was Light, But The Electricity Board Said He Would Have To Wait Until Thursday To Be Connected.

Chopsticks Are One Of The Reasons The Chinese Never Invented Custard.

We Were Making Love In The Back Of A Truck And We Got Carried Away.