I'm A Hero With Coward's Legs.

We Were Making Love In The Back Of A Truck And We Got Carried Away.

The Most Difficult Book I Have Ever Read Was A Manual On The Use Of Iron Bangles By A.j. Thompson.

Australia, Australia, We Love You From The Heart. The Kidneys, The Liver & The Giblets Too. And Every Other Part.

Never Return To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died. After Five Days In Hospital, I Took A Turn For The Nurse.

Aristocrats Have Heirs; The Poor Have Children; The Rest Keep Dogs.