Aristocrats Have Heirs; The Poor Have Children;

On The Ning Nang Nong Where The Cows Go Bong! And The Monkeys All Say Boo! Theres A Nang Nong Ning Where The Trees Go Ping! And The Tea Pots Jibber Jabber Joo On The Nong Ning Nang All The Mice Go Clang! And You Just Cant Catch Em When They Do! So Its Ning Nang Nong! Cows Go Bong! Nong Nang Ning! Trees Go Ping! Nong Ning Nang! The Mice Go Clang! What A Noisy Place To Belong,is The Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!

Blessed Are The Cracked, For They Let In The Light

Render Any Politician Down And There's Enough Fat To Fry An Egg.

I'm A Hero Wid Coward's Legs, I'm A Hero From The Waist Up.

There Is A Time To Live, A Time To Die, A Time To Laugh, And At No Time Are The Three Of Them Very Far Apart.