Policemen Are Numbered In Case They Get

Education Isn't Everything, For A Start It Isn't An Elephant

I'm Irish. We Think Sideways

If I Don't Eat Soon, I'll Die Of Hunger; And If I Die, I Won't Eat Soon.

Money Can't Buy Friends, But You Can Get A Better Class Of Enemy.

My Father Confused Me. From The Ages Of One To Seven, I Thought My Name Was Jesus Christ!