Education Isn't Everything, For A Start It

Life Is A Long Agonized Illness Only Curable By Death.

I'm Irish. We Think Sideways

If I Don't Eat Soon, I'll Die Of Hunger; And If I Die, I Won't Eat Soon.

I'm A Hero Wid Coward's Legs, I'm A Hero From The Waist Up.

Contraceptives Should Be Used On Every Conceivable Occasion.