All I Ask Is The Chance To

In India A Farmhand Was Caught In The Act With His Cow. He Said He Had Bad Eyesight And Thought It Was His Wife.

I'm Irish. We Think Sideways

Blessed Are The Cracked, For They Let In The Light

There Are Holes In The Sky Where The Rain Gets In, But They're Ever So Small That's Why Rain Is Thin.

Aristocrats Have Heirs; The Poor Have Children; The Rest Keep Dogs.