I Told You I Was Sick.

Money Can't Buy Friends, But You Can Get A Better Class Of Enemy.

Life Is A Long Agonized Illness Only Curable By Death.

In India A Farmhand Was Caught In The Act With His Cow. He Said He Had Bad Eyesight And Thought It Was His Wife.

Its All In The Mind, You Know.

Only On The Third Class Tourist Class Passengers' Deck Was It A Sultry Overcast Morning, But Then If You Do Things On The Cheap You Must Expect These Things.