To Harry Secombe: I Hope You Die

Never Return To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died. After Five Days In Hospital, I Took A Turn For The Nurse.

A Sure Cure For Seasickness Is To Sit Under A Tree.

Only On The Third Class Tourist Class Passengers' Deck Was It A Sultry Overcast Morning, But Then If You Do Things On The Cheap You Must Expect These Things.

My Father Was My Greatest Inspiration. He Was A Lunatic.

A Lot Of Learning Canbe A Little Thing.