How Long Was I In The Army?

A Sure Cure For Seasickness Is To Sit Under A Tree.

There Are Holes In The Sky Where The Rain Gets In, But They're Ever So Small That's Why Rain Is Thin.

Her Mother Was A Cultivated Woman - She Was Born In A Greenhouse

I Thought I'd Begin By Reading A Poem By Shakespeare, But Then I Thought, Why Should I? He Never Reads Any Of Mine.

I Cannot Stand Being Awake, The Pain Is Too Much.