Blessed Are The Cracked, For They Let

All I Ask Is The Chance To Prove That Money Can't Make Me Happy.

I Shook Hands With A Friendly Arab. I Still Have My Right Arm To Prove It.

You Can Fool Some Of The People All Of The Time, And All The People Some Of The Time, Which Is Just Long Enough To Be President Of The United States.

Chopsticks Are One Of The Reasons The Chinese Never Invented Custard.

To Harry Secombe: I Hope You Die First As I Don't Want You Singing At My Funeral.