Life Is A Long Agonized Illness Only

Aristocrats Have Heirs; The Poor Have Children; The Rest Keep Dogs.

On The Ning Nang Nong Where The Cows Go Bong! And The Monkeys All Say Boo! Theres A Nang Nong Ning Where The Trees Go Ping! And The Tea Pots Jibber Jabber Joo On The Nong Ning Nang All The Mice Go Clang! And You Just Cant Catch Em When They Do! So Its Ning Nang Nong! Cows Go Bong! Nong Nang Ning! Trees Go Ping! Nong Ning Nang! The Mice Go Clang! What A Noisy Place To Belong,is The Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!

Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder, Get It Out With Optrex.

If A Robin Redbreast In A Cage Puts All Heaven In A Rage, How Feels Heaven When Dies The Billionth Battery Hen?

My Father Confused Me. From The Ages Of One To Seven, I Thought My Name Was Jesus Christ!