I'm Irish. We Think Sideways

It Was A Perfect Marrige. She Didn`t Want To And He Couldn`t

Her Mother Was A Cultivated Woman - She Was Born In A Greenhouse

Only On The Third Class Tourist Class Passengers' Deck Was It A Sultry Overcast Morning, But Then If You Do Things On The Cheap You Must Expect These Things.

In India A Farmhand Was Caught In The Act With His Cow. He Said He Had Bad Eyesight And Thought It Was His Wife.

Never Return To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died. After Five Days In Hospital, I Took A Turn For The Nurse.