I'm Irish. We Think Sideways

Education Isn't Everything, For A Start It Isn't An Elephant

I Shook Hands With A Friendly Arab. I Still Have My Right Arm To Prove It.

There Are Holes In The Sky Where The Rain Gets In, But They're Ever So Small That's Why Rain Is Thin.

I Told You I Was Sick.

If A Robin Redbreast In A Cage Puts All Heaven In A Rage, How Feels Heaven When Dies The Billionth Battery Hen?