I'm Irish. We Think Sideways

Policemen Are Numbered In Case They Get Lost.

And God Said, 'let There Be Light' And There Was Light, But The Electricity Board Said He Would Have To Wait Until Thursday To Be Connected.

Any Man Can Be 62, But It Takes A Bus To Be 62a.

Education Isn't Everything, For A Start It Isn't An Elephant

A Bird In The Strand Is Worth Two In Shepherds Bush