I'm Irish. We Think Sideways

If You Kill Me, I Promise You - You Will Never Take Me Alive.

If A Robin Redbreast In A Cage Puts All Heaven In A Rage, How Feels Heaven When Dies The Billionth Battery Hen?

Archduke Franz Ferdinand Found Alive! First World War A Mistake!

Render Any Politician Down And There's Enough Fat To Fry An Egg.

Never Return To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died. After Five Days In Hospital, I Took A Turn For The Nurse.