I'm Irish. We Think Sideways

There Are Holes In The Sky Where The Rain Gets In, But They're Ever So Small That's Why Rain Is Thin.

Education Isn't Everything, For A Start It Isn't An Elephant

You Can Fool Some Of The People All Of The Time, And All The People Some Of The Time, Which Is Just Long Enough To Be President Of The United States.

Any Man Can Be 62, But It Takes A Bus To Be 62a.

It Was A Perfect Marrige. She Didn`t Want To And He Couldn`t