If A Man Dies When You Hang

A Sure Cure For Seasickness Is To Sit Under A Tree.

Never Return To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died. After Five Days In Hospital, I Took A Turn For The Nurse.

Policemen Are Numbered In Case They Get Lost.

My Father Was My Greatest Inspiration. He Was A Lunatic.

To Harry Secombe: I Hope You Die First As I Don't Want You Singing At My Funeral.