If You Kill Me, I Promise You

Any Man Can Be 62, But It Takes A Bus To Be 62a.

And God Said, 'let There Be Light' And There Was Light, But The Electricity Board Said He Would Have To Wait Until Thursday To Be Connected.

There Is A Time To Live, A Time To Die, A Time To Laugh, And At No Time Are The Three Of Them Very Far Apart.

Is There Anything Worn Under The Kilt? No, It's All In Perfect Working Order.

In India A Farmhand Was Caught In The Act With His Cow. He Said He Had Bad Eyesight And Thought It Was His Wife.