If You Kill Me, I Promise You

My Father Was My Greatest Inspiration. He Was A Lunatic.

I'm Irish. We Think Sideways

Never Return To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died. After Five Days In Hospital, I Took A Turn For The Nurse.

Its All In The Mind, You Know.

I Thought I'd Begin By Reading A Poem By Shakespeare, But Then I Thought, Why Should I? He Never Reads Any Of Mine.