Is There Anything Worn Under The Kilt?

This Silent Call You Make, A Silence So Loud I Fear The World Knows It's Meaning If You Fill Every Corner Of A Room Where Can I Look? If I Close My Eyes The Silence Becomes Louder! There Is No Escape From You The Only Way Out Is In

Its All In The Mind, You Know.

Never Return To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died. After Five Days In Hospital, I Took A Turn For The Nurse.

I Thought I'd Begin By Reading A Poem By Shakespeare, But Then I Thought, Why Should I? He Never Reads Any Of Mine.

Education Isn't Everything, For A Start It Isn't An Elephant