In The Human Race Today, You Came

Chopsticks Are One Of The Reasons The Chinese Never Invented Custard.

I Shook Hands With A Friendly Arab. I Still Have My Right Arm To Prove It.

I Have Got So Low That I Have Asked To Be Hospitalized And For Deep Narcosis (sleep). I Cannot Stand Being Awake. The Pain Is Too Much... Something Has Happened To Me, This Vital Spark Has Stopped Burning - I Go To A Dinner Table Now And I Don't Say A Word, Just Sit There Like A Dodo. Normally I Am The Centre Of Attention, Keeps The Conversation Going, - So That Is Depressing In Itself. It's Like Another Person Taking Over, Very Strange. The Most Important Thing I Say Is 'good Evening' And Then I Go Quiet.

Is There Anything Worn Under The Kilt? No, It's All In Perfect Working Order.

If You Kill Me, I Promise You - You Will Never Take Me Alive.