In The Human Race Today, You Came

My Father Was My Greatest Inspiration. He Was A Lunatic.

My Father Confused Me. From The Ages Of One To Seven, I Thought My Name Was Jesus Christ!

Is There Anything Worn Under The Kilt? No, It's All In Perfect Working Order.

Australia, Australia, We Love You From The Heart. The Kidneys, The Liver & The Giblets Too. And Every Other Part.

Her Mother Was A Cultivated Woman - She Was Born In A Greenhouse