I'm A Great Lover, I'll Bet.

People Come Up To Me And Say, 'emo, Do People Really Come Up To You?'

When I Was A Kid, My Favourite Time Of The Year When I Was Child Was That Magical First Snowfall. I'd Yell Yippee! Snow! And Run Up To The Front Door And Shout You Know The Deal... You Have To Let Me In Now.

My Sister Gained 80 Pounds Expecting Her Baby. Well, You Get Nervous, Waiting For Those Adoption Papers To Clear.

I'll Do Anything For My Wife, It's Turning Out.

I Used To Be Scared Of Pretty Girls, Until One Confessed They're Just As Scared Of Me.