I'm A Great Lover, I'll Bet.

I Had A Very Close Relationship With Another Kid When I Was Growing Up. I Was His Imaginary Friend.

They Have A Sign At The Beach, "no Glass Bottles". I Think That's So The Other Sand Particles Don't Feel Like Underachievers.

I'm From Downer's Grove, Illinois. We Had A Blackout There The Other Day, But Fortunately The Police Made Him Get Back Into His Car Before He Got Too Far.

I Don't Know How Electricity Works. All I Know Is That It Calms Me.

I Go To Pick Up A Girl In A Bar. I Say Will You Go Home With Me? She Says I Don't Know, Do You Have Cable? I Say No, But The Rope Should Work Just Fine.