I'm A Great Lover, I'll Bet.

I Was Walking Down The Street. Something Caught My Eye, And Dragged It Fifteen Feet.

He Taught Me Never To Smile, Which Helps Me When I Visit Disaster Sites.

Everyone, Everywhere, And All The Time, Used To Laugh At Me When I Was Growing Up. So, When I Was Around 18, I Thought, 'i'll Become A Comedian, And Then If Everyone Laughs At Me, I'll Be Famous.' So I Went On Stage One Night And, For The First Time In My Life, Everyone Stopped Laughing At Me.

How Many People Here Have Telekenetic Powers? Raise My Hand.

Ambiguity — The Devil's Volleyball.