I Used To Be Scared Of Pretty

Whatever Happened To The Good Ole Days, When Children Worked In Factories?

Recently, I've Ventured Into The Mammal Family - So That's Good For My Sex Life.

The Other Day A Woman Came Up To Me And Said, Didn't I See You On Television? I Said, I Don't Know. You Can't See Out The Other Way.

Cell Phones Are Like A Dog's Nipples... You Don't Have To Shout Into Them!

Back In High School, My Buddies Tried To Put The Make On Anything That Moved. I Told Them, Why Limit Yourselves?