Pentiums Melt In Your Pc, Not In

He Taught Me Never To Smile, Which Helps Me When I Visit Disaster Sites.

I Give Money To Unicef Because I Like The 'bang For Your Buck' Aspect. Here's $10, Go And Save 1,000 Kids From Blindness!

You Know What I Hate The Most? People That Imitate Owls.

My Sister Married A German. He Complained He Couldn't Get A Good Bagel Back Home. I Said: 'well, Whose Fault Is That?'

I Was Walking Home One Night And A Guy Hammering On A Roof Called Me A Paranoid Little Weirdo. In Morse Code.