Now There's A Seven-day Waiting Period To

Back In High School, My Buddies Tried To Put The Make On Anything That Moved. I Told Them, Why Limit Yourselves?

I'm Not A Republican... But I Am Saving Up To Be One.

I've Always Thought The Best Way To Teach A Kid Not To Be Scared Of The Dark Is To Fill His Daylight Hours With As Much Horror As Possible.

Whatever Happened To The Good Ole Days, When Children Worked In Factories?

People Come Up To Me And Say, 'emo, Do People Really Come Up To You?'