I Ran Five Miles Today. Then, Finally,

I Love To Go Down To The Schoolyard And Watch All The Little Children Jump Up And Down And Run Around Yelling And Screaming. They Don't Know I'm Only Using Blanks.

Coming Up With A Funny Joke Is Like Falling In Love: It Can Hit You Any Time, Anywhere. Having Said That, The More You Put Yourself Out There, The Better Your Odds Will Be.

I'm Not As Good A Swimmer As I Used To Be - Thanks To Evolution.

The Battle Of The Sexes Will Never Be Won As Long As We Keep Sleeping With The Enemy.

I Think Of My Body As A Temple. Or At Least A Relatively Well-managed Presbyterian Youth Center.