I Got A Job At An Amusement

I'm Filthy Stinking Rich - Well, Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad.

I Never Cheated On My Wife. I Took Seriously Those Vows Of Celibacy.

I Don't Know How Electricity Works. All I Know Is That It Calms Me.

Probably The Worst Time In A Person's Life Is When They Have To Kill A Family Member Because They Are The Devil. But Otherwise It's Been A Pretty Good Day.

Back In High School, My Buddies Tried To Put The Make On Anything That Moved. I Told Them, Why Limit Yourselves?