Sex Is Logically Impossible After Marriage. You

I Don't Know How Electricity Works. All I Know Is That It Calms Me.

I Got A Job At An Amusement Park. I Like To Make The Rides More Terrifying By Throwing A Couple Of Screws Onto The Seats.

The Other Night, The President Gave A Speech. He Said, "children Are Our Most Prescious Natural Resource". I Thought, "let's Hope It Never Comes To That".

Libertarians Believe Consenting Adults Have The Right To Do Whatever They Choose, Except Band Together.

I Go From Stool To Stool In Singles Bars Hoping To Get Lucky, But There's Never Any Gum Under Any Of Them.