I've Always Suffered From A Complete Inability

I Was The Kid Next Door's Imaginary Friend.

Every Time I See Dan Quayle I Feel Like Buying A Vowel.

Recently, I've Ventured Into The Mammal Family - So That's Good For My Sex Life.

The Way I Understand It, The Russians Are Sort Of A Combination Of Evil And Incompetence... Sort Of Like The Post Office With Tanks.

I Think Of People As Members Of An Audience. But An Audience Acts Independently Of Every Individual. It's An Organism On Its Own. I Focus On That Living Hydra In The Dark.