If You Build A Better Mousetrap, You

College Is A Place To Keep Warm Between High School And An Early Marriage.

I've Never Been Drunk, But Often I've Been Overserved.

If Inflation Continues To Soar, You're Going To Have To Work Like A Dog Just To Live Like One

When I Go To A Party, Nobody Says Hello. But When I Leave, Everybody Says Goodbye.

If You Build A Better Mousetrap, You Will Catch Better Mice.