My Uncle Was The Town Drunk -

Where I Play, The Greens Always Break Toward The Bar.

If Inflation Continues To Soar, You're Going To Have To Work Like A Dog Just To Live Like One

College Is A Place To Keep Warm Between High School And An Early Marriage.

Never Put Off Until Tomorrow What You Can Do Today -- For Tomorrow's Gonna Be Bad Enough As It Is.

I've Never Been Drunk, But Often I've Been Overserved.