I've Never Been Drunk, But Often I've

My Uncle Was The Town Drunk - And We Lived In Chicago.

Never Put Off Until Tomorrow What You Can Do Today -- For Tomorrow's Gonna Be Bad Enough As It Is.

Where I Play, The Greens Always Break Toward The Bar.

College Is A Place To Keep Warm Between High School And An Early Marriage.

Did You Ever Get The Feeling That The World Was A Tuxedo And You Were A Pair Of Brown Shoes?