I've Never Been Drunk, But Often I've

I've Never Been Drunk, But Often I've Been Overserved.

Where I Play, The Greens Always Break Toward The Bar.

My Uncle Was The Town Drunk - And We Lived In Chicago.

Never Put Off Until Tomorrow What You Can Do Today -- For Tomorrow's Gonna Be Bad Enough As It Is.

If You Build A Better Mousetrap, You Will Catch Better Mice.