Where I Play, The Greens Always Break

Did You Ever Get The Feeling That The World Was A Tuxedo And You Were A Pair Of Brown Shoes?

If Inflation Continues To Soar, You're Going To Have To Work Like A Dog Just To Live Like One

I've Never Been Drunk, But Often I've Been Overserved.

Where I Play, The Greens Always Break Toward The Bar.

If You Build A Better Mousetrap, You Will Catch Better Mice.