Where I Play, The Greens Always Break

When I Go To A Party, Nobody Says Hello. But When I Leave, Everybody Says Goodbye.

College Is A Place To Keep Warm Between High School And An Early Marriage.

Did You Ever Get The Feeling That The World Was A Tuxedo And You Were A Pair Of Brown Shoes?

If Inflation Continues To Soar, You're Going To Have To Work Like A Dog Just To Live Like One

Never Put Off Until Tomorrow What You Can Do Today -- For Tomorrow's Gonna Be Bad Enough As It Is.