When I Go To A Party, Nobody

College Is A Place To Keep Warm Between High School And An Early Marriage.

If You Build A Better Mousetrap, You Will Catch Better Mice.

My Uncle Was The Town Drunk - And We Lived In Chicago.

If Inflation Continues To Soar, You're Going To Have To Work Like A Dog Just To Live Like One

Never Put Off Until Tomorrow What You Can Do Today -- For Tomorrow's Gonna Be Bad Enough As It Is.