If I Had My Life To Live

Be Kind And Considerate To Others, Depending Somewhat Upon Who They Are.

A Humorist Is A Person Who Feels Bad, But Who Feels Good About It.

Methods Of Locomotion Have Improved Greatly In Recent Years, But Places To Go Remain About The Same.

I Wish I Were Either Rich Enough Or Poor Enough To Do A Lot Of Things That Are Impossible In My Present Comfortable Circumstances.

There Is More Sophistication And Less Sense In New York Than Anywhere Else On The Globe.