Interruptions Are The Spice Of Life.

Methods Of Locomotion Have Improved Greatly In Recent Years, But Places To Go Remain About The Same.

It Takes A Lot Of Things To Prove You Are Smart, But Only One Thing To Prove You Are Ignorant.

Be Kind And Considerate To Others, Depending Somewhat Upon Who They Are.

[reviewing A Production Of Uncle Tom's Cabin] The Dogs Were Poorly Supported By The Cast.

There's One Thing About Baldness, It's Neat.