Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, But Take What They

Be Kind And Considerate To Others, Depending Somewhat Upon Who They Are.

A Woman's Hair Net Tangled In A Man's Spectacles On Top Of The Bedroom Dresser.

Intellectuals Should Never Marry; They Won't Enjoy It; And Besides, They Should Not Reproduce Themselves.

About The Time We Get Old Enough To Be As Wicked As We Want To Be, We Don't Want To Be So Very Wicked After All.

The Beggar Is The Only Person In The Universe Not Obliged To Study Appearance.