Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, But Take What They

Comic-strip Artists Do Not Make Good Husbands, And God Knows They Do Not Make Good Comic Strips.

I Do Not Believe In Doing For Pleasure Things I Do Not Like To Do.

I Had, Out Of My Sixty Teachers, A Scant Half Dozen Who Couldn't Have Been Supplanted By Phonographs.

Nobody Ever Looked Up And Saw A Good Shot.

Methods Of Locomotion Have Improved Greatly In Recent Years, But Places To Go Remain About The Same.