Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, But Take What They

Poverty Must Have Many Satisfactions, Else There Would Not Be So Many Poor People.

The Mind Of Man Has No Defense To Equal Plain, Old Common Sense. This Homely Virtue Don't Despise, If You Would Be Happy As Well As Wise.

A Humorist Is A Person Who Feels Bad, But Who Feels Good About It.

Be Kind To Dumb People.

The Chief Trouble With Jazz Is That There Is Not Enough Of It; Some Of It We Have To Listen To Twice.