I Had, Out Of My Sixty Teachers,

The Beggar Is The Only Person In The Universe Not Obliged To Study Appearance.

A Humorist Is A Person Who Feels Bad, But Who Feels Good About It.

If I Had My Life To Live Over, I Would Try To Make More Mistakes. I Would Relax. I Would Be Sillier Than I Have Been This Trip. I Know Of Very Few Things That I Would Take Seriously. I Would Be Less Hygienic. I Would Go More Places. I Would Climb More Mountains And Swim More Rivers. I Would Eat More Ice Cream And Less Spinach. I Would Have More Actual Troubles And Fewer Imaginary Troubles.

Babies Are A Great Way To Start People.

The Brighter You Are, The More You Have To Learn.