Don't Ever Slam A Door, You Might

A Lot Of Men Think That If They Smile For A Second, Somebody Will Take Advantage Of Them, And They Are Right.

Nobody Ever Looked Up And Saw A Good Shot.

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, But Take What They Can Get.

The Mind Of Man Has No Defense To Equal Plain, Old Common Sense. This Homely Virtue Don't Despise, If You Would Be Happy As Well As Wise.

A Humorist Is A Person Who Feels Bad, But Who Feels Good About It.