The Brighter You Are, The More You

If I Had My Life To Live Over, I'd Pick More Daisies.

Moralizing And Morals Are Two Entirely Different Things And Are Always Found In Entirely Different People

It Is A Good Thing That Life Is Not As Serious As It Seems To A Waiter.

Conversation: The Slowest Form Of Human Communication.

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, But Take What They Can Get.