Golf May Be A Hussy, But I

Methods Of Locomotion Have Improved Greatly In Recent Years, But Places To Go Remain About The Same.

The Chief Trouble With Jazz Is That There Is Not Enough Of It; Some Of It We Have To Listen To Twice.

I Had, Out Of My Sixty Teachers, A Scant Half Dozen Who Couldn't Have Been Supplanted By Phonographs.

It Is A Good Thing That Life Is Not As Serious As It Seems To A Waiter.

A Woman's Hair Net Tangled In A Man's Spectacles On Top Of The Bedroom Dresser.