There Is Something Distinctive About Living In

Don't Ever Slam A Door, You Might Want To Go Back.

Moralizing And Morals Are Two Entirely Different Things And Are Always Found In Entirely Different People

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, But Take What They Can Get.

I Wish I Were Either Rich Enough Or Poor Enough To Do A Lot Of Things That Are Impossible In My Present Comfortable Circumstances.

It Is A Good Thing That Life Is Not As Serious As It Seems To A Waiter.