Be Kind To Dumb People.

I Had, Out Of My Sixty Teachers, A Scant Half Dozen Who Couldn't Have Been Supplanted By Phonographs.

Comic-strip Artists Do Not Make Good Husbands, And God Knows They Do Not Make Good Comic Strips.

It Is A Good Thing That Life Is Not As Serious As It Seems To A Waiter.

The Brighter You Are, The More You Have To Learn.

Unhappiness Is Not Knowing What We Want And Killing Ourselves To Get It.