Be Kind To Dumb People.

Golf Is Not Sacred, And There Is No Use Getting So Gosh-darned Solemn About It.

Comic-strip Artists Do Not Make Good Husbands, And God Knows They Do Not Make Good Comic Strips.

I Had, Out Of My Sixty Teachers, A Scant Half Dozen Who Couldn't Have Been Supplanted By Phonographs.

Conversation: The Slowest Form Of Human Communication.

Moralizing And Morals Are Two Entirely Different Things And Are Always Found In Entirely Different People