Be Kind To Dumb People.

A Humorist Is A Person Who Feels Bad, But Who Feels Good About It.

Some People Have Nothing But Experience.

A Woman's Hair Net Tangled In A Man's Spectacles On Top Of The Bedroom Dresser.

Very Few People Look The Part And Are It Too.

If I Had My Life To Live Over, I Would Perhaps Have More Actual Troubles But I'd Have Fewer Imaginary Ones.