Be Kind To Dumb People.

If I Had My Life To Live Over, I'd Pick More Daisies.

It Is A Good Thing That Life Is Not As Serious As It Seems To A Waiter.

There Is More Sophistication And Less Sense In New York Than Anywhere Else On The Globe.

An Honourable Agreement Among Men As To Their Conduct Toward Women, And It Was Devised By Women.

Intellectuals Should Never Marry; They Won't Enjoy It; And Besides, They Should Not Reproduce Themselves.