There's One Thing About Baldness, It's Neat.

Interruptions Are The Spice Of Life.

A Woman's Hair Net Tangled In A Man's Spectacles On Top Of The Bedroom Dresser.

Comic-strip Artists Do Not Make Good Husbands, And God Knows They Do Not Make Good Comic Strips.

There Is Something Distinctive About Living In New York; Over Eight Million Other People Are Doing It.

I Wish I Were Either Rich Enough Or Poor Enough To Do A Lot Of Things That Are Impossible In My Present Comfortable Circumstances.