There's One Thing About Baldness, It's Neat.

If I Had My Life To Live Over, I Would Try To Make More Mistakes. I Would Relax. I Would Be Sillier Than I Have Been This Trip. I Know Of Very Few Things That I Would Take Seriously. I Would Be Less Hygienic. I Would Go More Places. I Would Climb More Mountains And Swim More Rivers. I Would Eat More Ice Cream And Less Spinach. I Would Have More Actual Troubles And Fewer Imaginary Troubles.

This Is The Greatest Paradox: The Emotions Cannot Be Trusted; Yet It Is The Emotions That Tell Us The Greatest Truths.

Work Is The Greatest Thing In The World, So We Should Always Save Some Of It For Tomorrow.

Be Kind To Dumb People.

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, But Take What They Can Get.