This Is The Greatest Paradox: The Emotions

The Brighter You Are, The More You Have To Learn.

If I Had My Life To Live Over, I Would Try To Make More Mistakes. I Would Relax. I Would Be Sillier Than I Have Been This Trip. I Know Of Very Few Things That I Would Take Seriously. I Would Be Less Hygienic. I Would Go More Places. I Would Climb More Mountains And Swim More Rivers. I Would Eat More Ice Cream And Less Spinach. I Would Have More Actual Troubles And Fewer Imaginary Troubles.

If I Had My Life To Live Over, I'd Pick More Daisies.

The Mind Of Man Has No Defense To Equal Plain, Old Common Sense. This Homely Virtue Don't Despise, If You Would Be Happy As Well As Wise.

Golf Is Not Sacred, And There Is No Use Getting So Gosh-darned Solemn About It.